• Family Guy Continues Pedophilia-Themed Punchlines

    by  • May 15, 2014 • Advertiser Accountability, Misrated, Sex, Violence • 20 Comments

    Last week we told you about Family Guy‘s bizarre fixation with child sex abuse. This week, the writers of Family Guy doubled-down on the offensive content with an art exhibit featuring pictures of hundreds of babies in suggestive situations, and Quagmire performing an inappropriate magic act at a children’s birthday party.

    Quagmire: (subtitled) Hey, can you guys knock it off? I’m banging a chick with epilepsy and you’re giving her a seizure. Actually, keep it up. Everything is seizing. It’s great.

    Peter: Women will always band together to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town, so I’ve arranged for all my photos of baby wieners to be put on display.

    Cleveland: Oh, Peter, I’m gonna have to call the police on this.

    Peter: What? Why? It’s to get our wives back together.

    Cleveland: Peter, these are hundreds of naked babies in suggestive situations. And their time stamped as far back as 1998, which is way before we had this idea.

    Peter: I need help!

    Quagmire performs at Susie’s birthday party:

    Quagmire: There’s the birthday girl. What’s that behind your ear? Oh, it’s a condom.

    Joe: Quagmire, please stop touching my baby with a condom.

    Quagmire: And for my next trick, I’m gonna split my beautiful assistant in half. And not the way you think. Won’t be needing this [holds up the condom and makes it disappear].

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    Ms. Henson is a noted expert on entertainment industry trends and the how the impact of entertainment affects children and the American popular culture at large. She also directs the organization’s Advertiser Accountability Campaign, which encourages companies to sponsor family-friendly entertainment. She previously supervised the research and program content analysis operations of the PT and produced a number of groundbreaking PTC studies that document the levels of graphic sex, violence and profanity on television. Some of those reports include: The Ratings Sham I & II, Dying to Entertain, Faith in a Box, The Sour Family Hour, The Blue Tube, and TV Bloodbath. She began her career with the PTC in 1997 as an entertainment analyst, documenting instances of inappropriate content on television. Ms. Henson has appeared on a variety of television shows including Fox News Channel’s The O’Reilly Factor, Your World with Neil Cavuto, The Big Story, CNN Headline News’ ShowBiz Tonight, CNBC’s On the Money, MSNBC’s Scarborough Country, and CBN’s Newswatch. She is a frequent guest on radio talk shows across the country and has been quoted extensively in news sources such asEntertainment Weekly, Time, Newsweek, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, New York Times, USA Today, New York Daily News, Boston Globe, Chicago Tribune, San Francisco Chronicle, Variety, Associated Press, Reuters, and Bloomberg. Ms. Henson is a graduate of the University of Virginia where she received a BA in Government. She resides in Falls Church, Va., with her husband and their son.

    20 Responses to Family Guy Continues Pedophilia-Themed Punchlines

    1. Anthony Jacobs
      July 25, 2018 at 10:16 pm

      It’s because the creators, writers and producers are kneeling and gripping to the pedophiles of the Hollywood elite, bought and sold worshipers of Baal, what do you expect, bombard the innocent with visions of evil until it is normalized and we are callous to the dangerous, insane and predatory in this society. it is called political and community, social engineering, being a socialist pawn is a wealth grabbing thing for sell outs! keep your children safe, protect our borders, warn them about globalism, make them read 1984 and understand the message, teach them that there are many, many control mechanism’s in this world designed to make the rich richer and the powerful more powerful, tell them that it’s not about reality sucks and you have to make your own reality, it’s about reality sucks and you have to fight evil wherever it may be! And study the Constitution, it is not a living Document up for interpretation! It is shredded according to the globalist agenda and the whims of non- patriots!It is as a solid,as cast in Iron document that should not be cut up. torn apart and discarded as the New World Order Neo Cons, Socialists and lying politicians and corporate traitors would like you to believe that it is outdated.It is more relevant now in this time and place than ever.

    2. Eben
      March 23, 2017 at 8:14 pm

      It’s not about kids watching the show, although you don’t make a cartoon and assume that no kids will ever see it. What it’s really about is the subtle manipulation of what we might term “social norms” and what now passes as “acceptable” within the consciousness of the adult mind. When you watch this show and others like it, you are being subtly yet systematically brainwashed and you don’t even know it.

    3. ryan
      December 25, 2016 at 4:20 am

      Hahahaha oh my god you people are so clueless. It’s because of you people that its funny. The extreme taboo of the concept and their willingness to just take it to the limit is just hilarious. And by the way, they make TVs with parental controls now. I suppose you let your kids watch the playboy channel too then? If dont want your kids to watch something on TV but they do it anyway thats completely 100% your fault not the station’s fault. Control your kids and stop blaming others for your own failiures. Family Guy is a hilarious TV show because of Seth McFarlane’s willingness to take everything to the extremes where no one else will go. Just because you dont like a TV show you guys gotta boycott shit and act like a bunch of babies. Grow up.

    4. William Warfield
      May 28, 2014 at 1:08 pm

      Because of garbage like this, I have long since eliminated WJBK-TV, the Fox owned-and-operated station here in the Detroit area, from my remote control.

      A billboard on one of the major freeways in this area reads, “Turn off Fox 2. It’s bad for its workers.” It should have read: “It’s bad for its workers and hazardous to the public’s mental health.”

      (Annette Sanchez, FYI – Fox’s parent corporation is now 21st Century Fox, Inc. Company President Rupert Murdoch split up the company last year; NewsCorp now represents their printed media and 21st Century Fox is for all their entertainment properties.)

    5. L Stowell
      May 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm

      Our children need protection not exploitation!!!!!

    6. Ellen
      May 25, 2014 at 7:48 am

      As an educator works with children who are victims of abuse and trafficking this is in my opinion a Federal Offense. Porn and especially Child porn — is not a punch line. It should not be treated as such and used for a laugh. Supporting this is something I would never do.

    7. Jeanne Waliczek
      May 24, 2014 at 7:40 pm

      I can’t believe you’d support pedophile-themed humor, how disgusting. I’m praying that you withdraw your advertising. Once you do, I’ll purchase your products again, and stop asking my friends and family to boycott your company.

    8. Pat553j3@aol.com
      May 24, 2014 at 3:04 pm

      619 35th St NE

    9. Jim Healey
      May 23, 2014 at 12:50 pm

      Sponsors, have you no SHAME???!!?? Drop the ridiculously-titled “Family Guy”–it has sunk to a all-time low with “pedophile-themed “humor”!!!! Disgusting!!

    10. Antoinette Sanchez
      May 23, 2014 at 10:45 am

      The Fox Corp. owns the Fox News Network that promotes “conservative” views which includes their much touted family values and the Fox Entertainment Network which includes this trash as well as many other trashy programs. Talk about hypocrisy! I guess family values are important to this corporation’s members and stockholders as long as it brings in the dough.

    11. Julie Szeliga
      May 23, 2014 at 10:04 am

      Please do not support trash like this. This garbage needs to be removed from television.

      May 23, 2014 at 8:58 am


      • March 19, 2016 at 5:20 pm

        You don’t speak for God, or for anyone that I’m aware. You’re entitled to free so each, but your not a scribe for God’s mind. Get a life, and a new caps lock key – because yours is set on cruise control

    13. Maureen Aviles
      May 23, 2014 at 7:51 am

      Stop with the pedophile humor. We don’t find it amusing. It is offensive.

    14. Norwood Uzzell
      May 23, 2014 at 6:47 am

      This program is highly inappropriate for anyone much less for children, this show should be taken off the air immediately and never re aired and all the advertisers should be ashamed to support such trash for the public to view.

      I wouldn’t waste my time watching such trash and wouldn’t allow much children to do so either. I will also boycott any organization that would advertise during this program. I would also encourage any and all of my family and friends to discontinue buying any products offered by the sponsors of this nasty trash TV.

    15. Helena Foutz
      May 22, 2014 at 9:12 pm

      Do you guys even watch the stuff you sponsor? Family Guy is consistently pushing the envelope with sexual content, and now pedophiliacs enjoying putting on an display of baby penises. Do you really want to be associated with this filth? I am just touching on one issue with one show here!

      Please reconsider your sponsorship of Family Guy.

      Thank you,

      Helena Foutz

      • beto
        June 7, 2018 at 10:00 am

        i watch family guy…i think its funny…do i also think they take it too far sometimes?…of course…which is why i googled ,”why does family guy show pedo related episodes”, am i gonna stop watching it now?….no…i still think its funny…i dont think theyre promoting pedofilia….they make all kinds of jokes about all kinds things and people…”religion ( which is why it was canceled in the first place), race, sexual innuendo of all sorts, handicapped people, politics, matricide,”….you pick the topic im sure they made fun of it with extreme prejudice….but this is also a show where animals are anthropomorphised and babies build weapons of mass destruction……so there is no basis of “reality” in this show…is entertainment….its not for everyone….u dont like it?….dont watch it!!…thank u and god bless :)

    16. Brenda Lichtman
      May 22, 2014 at 7:16 pm

      I am absolutely appalled that you feel it’s necessary to put such perverse stuff of child porn and the sexual content of your shows. It for anything but families and it has no place on television. No one wants to watch that trash. My family and I have decided to disconnect our t.v. and we will be reading or playing games. Your show is so distasteful. I am also boycotting your sponsers.

      • May 24, 2014 at 8:19 am

        The show material that you are sponsoring is very disturbing. If you continue to sponsor this filth for our young people, I will tell my friends not to watch the show and not to purchase your products.

      • (Anonymous)
        January 19, 2016 at 10:16 pm

        Family Guy is funny, amazing, and has hilariously funny jokes that most kids won’t understand even if they do see the show. The only reason why Family Guy is funny is because they put so many sex jokes. And it’s your responsibility to make sure that they don’t have access to this stuff. Plus, disconnecting your TV won’t do anything to help. Many websites have content containing explicit shows, and teens are figuring out ways to get bootlegged DVDs everyday. Many shows are worse than Family Guy, and the show is only rated TV-14 DLSV. Many TV shows including South Park and Archer are worse than Family Guy and modern day programming with new shows contains entire shows centered on sex and violence. Family Guy #1!

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